We're all used to hearing "Mind the gap" when we're taking the tube.
Imagine Michael's surprise this morning when he was on the Northern Line and this (slightly paraphrased) message came over the loudspeaker just before Moorfields:
"We apologize to all passengers but this service is now terminated because of an incident in the first carriage involving bodily fluids. Alight here and wait for the next train."
As Michael and the man standing next to him agreed, they could count themselves lucky that they weren't in that first carriage.
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About Me
- magpiemom
- I'm a collector: antique beads, textiles, children's books, and, unfortunately for my family and friends, "fascinating facts." This last category is more commonly referred to as UBIs (useless bits of information) and/or maternal spam. I'm setting up this blog to organize various petits morceaux I've accumulated over the years, the bright shiny things that have attracted the attention of a magpie mind.
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